/u/lordwafflesbane's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Know this: my wife is extremely powerful. If she finds out about what you've done, there will be no force in the world that can save you from her."

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[WP] What do you do when you hear the Thunder before you see the Lightning?

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[WP] Nincompoopery, Unbridled Hooliganism, Total Disregard for Common Sense, and Buffoonery on a Scale Heretofore Unconceived of.

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[WP] Incoming transmission from the Big Man: ...... God says He made every thing except me and wants to know who I am.

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[WP] Everyone but you can see numbers above peoples' heads, and no one will tell you what they mean.

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[WP] It's looking more and more like there's a feral velociraptor poking around in the trash outside.

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[WP] Several men in a room. Each one has a simple goal (Get a cup of water, Find his other shoe, Leave the room, etc), but the others will stop at nothing to prevent him from achieving it.

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[SP] Big Guns, Fast Cars and Beautiful Women

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[WP] "There a two ways to kill a fire: Smother it, or take away it's fuel."

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[WP]"There's good news, and there's bad news. The good news is, we made it out. The bad news is, something else did too."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Know this: my wife is extremely powerful. If she finds out about what you've done, there will be no force in the world that can save you from her."	10
[WP] What do you do when you hear the Thunder before you see the Lightning?	9
[WP] Nincompoopery, Unbridled Hooliganism, Total Disregard for Common Sense, and Buffoonery on a Scale Heretofore Unconceived of.	8
[WP] Incoming transmission from the Big Man: ...... God says He made every thing except me and wants to know who I am.	7
[WP] Everyone but you can see numbers above peoples' heads, and no one will tell you what they mean.	7
[WP] It's looking more and more like there's a feral velociraptor poking around in the trash outside.	6
[WP] Several men in a room. Each one has a simple goal (Get a cup of water, Find his other shoe, Leave the room, etc), but the others will stop at nothing to prevent him from achieving it.	6
[SP] Big Guns, Fast Cars and Beautiful Women	6
[WP] "There a two ways to kill a fire: Smother it, or take away it's fuel."	5
[WP]"There's good news, and there's bad news. The good news is, we made it out. The bad news is, something else did too."	5