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The local news was thrilled to portray my brother as a crazed immigrant when they finally arrested him for a slew of very brutal slayings

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I remember excitedly taking LSD this morning.

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Two days ago, my wife begged me to help her lose some weight

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After an amazingly relaxing day of drinking and video games, I climbed into bed dreading all the final exams I have due tomorrow: May 20th, 2020.

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I never thought I’d be my parent’s favorite child.

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No one likes walking in on their parents doing the dirty deed. NSFW

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We’d been killing zombies left and right to survive for the past five years.

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God told me, as my punishment, I’d live in limbo forever with a loss of sense, so, naturally, I asked if I’d lose sight, smell, touch, taste, or my hearing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The local news was thrilled to portray my brother as a crazed immigrant when they finally arrested him for a slew of very brutal slayings	17
I remember excitedly taking LSD this morning.	11
Two days ago, my wife begged me to help her lose some weight	11
After an amazingly relaxing day of drinking and video games, I climbed into bed dreading all the final exams I have due tomorrow: May 20th, 2020.	5
I never thought I’d be my parent’s favorite child.	4
No one likes walking in on their parents doing the dirty deed. NSFW	3
We’d been killing zombies left and right to survive for the past five years.	3
God told me, as my punishment, I’d live in limbo forever with a loss of sense, so, naturally, I asked if I’d lose sight, smell, touch, taste, or my hearing.	1