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I was just as horrified as everyone else in our gated community when the neighbor’s daughter, Juliet, went missing, so I happily joined the search party.

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As a single dad, I try to give my teenage daughter privacy and stay out of her bedroom.

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My biggest fear is that my kids will reach ripe, old ages and look back with regrets.

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I thought the girl I picked up at the club was being overdramatic when she complained about the mirrored ceiling tiles over my bed.

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After sleeping with a lovely, gorgeous woman, I got a burning sensation, so I gently told her she must have an STD.

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When the urge to pee became too overwhelming on my 18 hour road trip, I dedicated to stop at some podunk town’s small grocery store and ask to use the restroom.

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“Who is it?” I asked after a knock at the door.

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After searching half my life, I finally found the perfect man.

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After years of arduous training with the U.S. government, I am finally going back in time to patch up history the way they want me to.

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I was dreading the upcoming family reunion because, other than my parents, I wouldn’t know anyone there very well.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was just as horrified as everyone else in our gated community when the neighbor’s daughter, Juliet, went missing, so I happily joined the search party.	2002
As a single dad, I try to give my teenage daughter privacy and stay out of her bedroom.	433
My biggest fear is that my kids will reach ripe, old ages and look back with regrets.	176
I thought the girl I picked up at the club was being overdramatic when she complained about the mirrored ceiling tiles over my bed.	52
After sleeping with a lovely, gorgeous woman, I got a burning sensation, so I gently told her she must have an STD.	52
When the urge to pee became too overwhelming on my 18 hour road trip, I dedicated to stop at some podunk town’s small grocery store and ask to use the restroom.	47
“Who is it?” I asked after a knock at the door.	29
After searching half my life, I finally found the perfect man.	18
After years of arduous training with the U.S. government, I am finally going back in time to patch up history the way they want me to.	18
I was dreading the upcoming family reunion because, other than my parents, I wouldn’t know anyone there very well.	18