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The principal of my sons school called me at work today to tell me my son pushed another kid while on on a school excursion.
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My wife handcuffed me to the bed, took my pants off and winked at me saying she would be right back.
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Facing a young car crash victim, I reassured my nervous intern to be more confident in her decisions.
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My girlfriend came to me crying, telling me she was diagnosed with HIV by her doctor and that I should go get tested.
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[True Story] Finally completing my most ambitious and greatest torture device yet, a Bronze Bull in which a man is cooked alive within, causing he's screams to sound like that of a dying bull.
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My wife told me she was killing off characters in her story to make it a solo adventure as she passed me my tea...
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My best friend pulled up with blood splattered across her bonnet, insisting she hit a flock of Penguins on the way over.
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