/u/lukavwolf's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I scrolled through r/TwoSentenceHorror like I always do, admiring all the wonderfully creative posts, until it hit me.

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I always found it comforting how much my father prided himself in making sure I looked the best for my beauty pageants.

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"Happy Birthday, baby," he said with a smile as he kissed my forehead and served me a slice of cake, "don't forget to make a wish!"

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It seems the only way to get upvotes in this sub is by having a twist.

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I always avoided sleeping with my feet dangling over the edge of the bed, for fear of the monsters grabbing me from below.

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The heart attack hit me before I knew it, leaving me on the ground, lifeless.

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I stared at the ceiling, appreciating my family and friends for coming to my party and imagining where life would take me next...

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Halloween has and always will be my family's favorite holiday of the year.

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I felt so weak, my stomach growling and my head throbbing, as I held onto the slimy concrete of the sewer wall.

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How long do baptisms normally take?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I scrolled through r/TwoSentenceHorror like I always do, admiring all the wonderfully creative posts, until it hit me.	2171
I always found it comforting how much my father prided himself in making sure I looked the best for my beauty pageants.	467
"Happy Birthday, baby," he said with a smile as he kissed my forehead and served me a slice of cake, "don't forget to make a wish!"	352
It seems the only way to get upvotes in this sub is by having a twist.	279
I always avoided sleeping with my feet dangling over the edge of the bed, for fear of the monsters grabbing me from below.	273
The heart attack hit me before I knew it, leaving me on the ground, lifeless.	196
I stared at the ceiling, appreciating my family and friends for coming to my party and imagining where life would take me next...	139
Halloween has and always will be my family's favorite holiday of the year.	69
I felt so weak, my stomach growling and my head throbbing, as I held onto the slimy concrete of the sewer wall.	65
How long do baptisms normally take?	63