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The venue was packed, the drinks were flowing and the people were ready to party. NSFW

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When I died, I finally understood that God did in fact create us in their image.

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The search had taken millennia but, in the year 2024, mankind finally proved the existence of God.

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[APR23] My youngest son liked to act like a dog and bark at other people and their pets on the forest trail. NSFW

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"I know its not much sweetie, but times are tight right now." NSFW

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I knew no-one would believe me, that the person had simply been laying in the road. NSFW

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[Apr23] When I was young and foolhardy, I made many terrible mistakes, like accidently killing a woman while I choked her in bed. NSFW

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[May23] As a caterer I never thought I'd be providing the pig on a spit for my ex wife's wedding barbecue.

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Thanks for tuning in while we field tested our first idiom "better late than never." NSFW

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[Apr23] "Fool's gold" resembles gold, yet lacks the same properties, such as gold's ability to melt.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The venue was packed, the drinks were flowing and the people were ready to party. NSFW	54
When I died, I finally understood that God did in fact create us in their image.	40
The search had taken millennia but, in the year 2024, mankind finally proved the existence of God.	36
[APR23] My youngest son liked to act like a dog and bark at other people and their pets on the forest trail. NSFW	32
"I know its not much sweetie, but times are tight right now." NSFW	30
I knew no-one would believe me, that the person had simply been laying in the road. NSFW	29
[Apr23] When I was young and foolhardy, I made many terrible mistakes, like accidently killing a woman while I choked her in bed. NSFW	28
[May23] As a caterer I never thought I'd be providing the pig on a spit for my ex wife's wedding barbecue.	26
Thanks for tuning in while we field tested our first idiom "better late than never." NSFW	22
[Apr23] "Fool's gold" resembles gold, yet lacks the same properties, such as gold's ability to melt.	20