/u/lukehannonpoet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My first wish is to be the first man on Mars, I told the great genie before me.

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My coworker didn't think I'd be able to dispose of a whole human body only using the deli meat slicer at work. NSFW

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I was pretty freaked out after finding a video tape in the crawlspace with my name on it. NSFW

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[May23] While digging a basement beneath our house, we discover the remains of an ancient bonfire littered with bones.

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[Apr23] Perhaps I was foolish paying my salvage crew in advance.

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[JUN23] A beauty unrivalled, All swollen with child, Yet envy consumed me, For it was not mine. NSFW

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[May23] We should have drowned or hanged him, but alas we chose to burn him on the bonfire for his sins.

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A sinkhole tore open, at breakfast this morning, surprising the hell out of me.

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[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and literally jumped with joy. NSFW

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My team were drilling for core samples 30,000 feet below when the drill suddenly plunged downwards and a gush of putrid flesh and blood erupted from the hole.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My first wish is to be the first man on Mars, I told the great genie before me.	15
My coworker didn't think I'd be able to dispose of a whole human body only using the deli meat slicer at work. NSFW	15
I was pretty freaked out after finding a video tape in the crawlspace with my name on it. NSFW	13
[May23] While digging a basement beneath our house, we discover the remains of an ancient bonfire littered with bones.	12
[Apr23] Perhaps I was foolish paying my salvage crew in advance.	11
[JUN23] A beauty unrivalled, All swollen with child, Yet envy consumed me, For it was not mine. NSFW	11
[May23] We should have drowned or hanged him, but alas we chose to burn him on the bonfire for his sins.	7
A sinkhole tore open, at breakfast this morning, surprising the hell out of me.	7
[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and literally jumped with joy. NSFW	4
My team were drilling for core samples 30,000 feet below when the drill suddenly plunged downwards and a gush of putrid flesh and blood erupted from the hole.	3