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The realtor told me my house was built on an Indian burial ground.

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I never expected a sinkhole to open and swallow my beloved wife whole. NSFW

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This morning I found a piece of cereal in my bowl of thumbs. NSFW

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[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and jumped with joy.

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I was elated after finishing my first motor rally in almost a track record time.

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The sound of branches scraping against my bedroom window was almost relaxing.

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[Apr23] I always used to say momma didn't raise no fool!

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I was elated, after finishing my first motor rally in almost a track record time, until I discovered a child's teddy lodged in my car's front grill... NSFW

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My elation on finishing my first motor rally was tempered when I discovered a child's teddy bear lodged in my car's front grill...

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My revolutionary growth serum worked, and within seconds I was taller than a 5 story building.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The realtor told me my house was built on an Indian burial ground.	2
I never expected a sinkhole to open and swallow my beloved wife whole. NSFW	2
This morning I found a piece of cereal in my bowl of thumbs. NSFW	2
[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and jumped with joy.	2
I was elated after finishing my first motor rally in almost a track record time.	1
The sound of branches scraping against my bedroom window was almost relaxing.	1
[Apr23] I always used to say momma didn't raise no fool!	1
I was elated, after finishing my first motor rally in almost a track record time, until I discovered a child's teddy lodged in my car's front grill... NSFW	1
My elation on finishing my first motor rally was tempered when I discovered a child's teddy bear lodged in my car's front grill...	1
My revolutionary growth serum worked, and within seconds I was taller than a 5 story building.	1