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[May23] As a caterer I never thought I'd be providing the pig on a spit for my ex wife's wedding barbecue.

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Thanks for tuning in while we field tested our first idiom "better late than never." NSFW

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[Apr23] "Fool's gold" resembles gold, yet lacks the same properties, such as gold's ability to melt.

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My coworker didn't think I'd be able to dispose of a whole human body only using the deli meat slicer at work. NSFW

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My first wish is to be the first man on Mars, I told the great genie before me.

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I was pretty freaked out after finding a video tape in the crawlspace with my name on it. NSFW

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[May23] While digging a basement beneath our house, we discover the remains of an ancient bonfire littered with bones.

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[JUN23] A beauty unrivalled, All swollen with child, Yet envy consumed me, For it was not mine. NSFW

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[Apr23] Perhaps I was foolish paying my salvage crew in advance.

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A sinkhole tore open, at breakfast this morning, surprising the hell out of me.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[May23] As a caterer I never thought I'd be providing the pig on a spit for my ex wife's wedding barbecue.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
Thanks for tuning in while we field tested our first idiom "better late than never." NSFW	22	TwoSentenceHorror
[Apr23] "Fool's gold" resembles gold, yet lacks the same properties, such as gold's ability to melt.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
My coworker didn't think I'd be able to dispose of a whole human body only using the deli meat slicer at work. NSFW	15	TwoSentenceHorror
My first wish is to be the first man on Mars, I told the great genie before me.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I was pretty freaked out after finding a video tape in the crawlspace with my name on it. NSFW	13	TwoSentenceHorror
[May23] While digging a basement beneath our house, we discover the remains of an ancient bonfire littered with bones.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN23] A beauty unrivalled, All swollen with child, Yet envy consumed me, For it was not mine. NSFW	11	TwoSentenceHorror
[Apr23] Perhaps I was foolish paying my salvage crew in advance.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
A sinkhole tore open, at breakfast this morning, surprising the hell out of me.	7	TwoSentenceHorror