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[May23] We should have drowned or hanged him, but alas we chose to burn him on the bonfire for his sins.

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[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and literally jumped with joy. NSFW

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My team were drilling for core samples 30,000 feet below when the drill suddenly plunged downwards and a gush of putrid flesh and blood erupted from the hole.

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This morning I found a piece of cereal in my bowl of thumbs. NSFW

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I never expected a sinkhole to open and swallow my beloved wife whole. NSFW

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[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and jumped with joy.

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The realtor told me my house was built on an Indian burial ground.

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Sometimes I look down at my shadow holding that sweet baby girl I so love, and I smile wistfully to myself.

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[APR23] My youngest son liked to act like a dog and startle other animals on the trail with his barking.

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My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and jumped with joy. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[May23] We should have drowned or hanged him, but alas we chose to burn him on the bonfire for his sins.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and literally jumped with joy. NSFW	4	TwoSentenceHorror
My team were drilling for core samples 30,000 feet below when the drill suddenly plunged downwards and a gush of putrid flesh and blood erupted from the hole.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
This morning I found a piece of cereal in my bowl of thumbs. NSFW	2	TwoSentenceHorror
I never expected a sinkhole to open and swallow my beloved wife whole. NSFW	2	TwoSentenceHorror
[Apr23] My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and jumped with joy.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
The realtor told me my house was built on an Indian burial ground.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
Sometimes I look down at my shadow holding that sweet baby girl I so love, and I smile wistfully to myself.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR23] My youngest son liked to act like a dog and startle other animals on the trail with his barking.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My first lesson over, I parked as instructed, then opened the door and jumped with joy. NSFW	1	TwoSentenceHorror