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Arctic Monkeys themed restaurant. What’s on the menu?

70 upvotes • r/arcticmonkeys
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“Where?”, they asked when I shouted that the plunger got stuck.

66 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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In The Heat of The Morning

30 upvotes • r/DavidBowie
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I shot again and again waiting for my opponent to shout.

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Tutankhamen", she said twice possessively, looking at me, as if I owed her money.

9 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Best food pairing?

6 upvotes • r/Guinness
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Asking the ticket conductor if I could just buy a ticket now as I was in a hurry, I couldn't fathom why the air suddenly became cold, especially around my groin.

4 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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What do you call a guy who has lost his shins?

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Cracking knuckles to the beat of a song is so satisfying

2 upvotes • r/RandomThoughts
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“Where?”, they asked when I shouted that the plunger got stuck.

2 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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