/u/m0nkeyfire's posts
[WP] In a world where IQ points can be sold on the black market, you have exploited a loophole that has made you the IQ Kingpin.
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[WP] No one was ever supposed to find out, but now the whole world knows you as "The man who poops gold."
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[wp] You own a mobile paper shredding service, but what you actually are is a professional extortionist... And you just hit the jackpot of shredded documents.
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You own your own mobile paper shredding service but what you really are is an extortionist.... and you just hit the jackpot of shredded documents.
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[wp] The dead babies of the famed "dead baby jokes, are gathered around a table in heaven sharing the experience of their deaths.
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[WP] Your SO brings home a sick stray dog. As you two nurse it back to health, You can't help but to notice that as time goes on, your SO starts to act more like the dog and the dog starts acting more like your SO.
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[wp] The dead babies of the "Dead baby jokes" fame are sitting around a table in heaven talking about the experience of their deaths.
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You fend of an intruder in your house, killing him in the process. The intruder looks identical to you, but he's carrying an ID from 531 years in the future.
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The dead babies of the "dead baby jokes" fame are all sitting around a table in heaven talking about the experience of their deaths.
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