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[wp] During Jerry Seinfeld's AMA, a home intruder breaks in while he's on the phone with the moderator who unknowingly transcribes everything he says, verbatim, as answers to various Reddit questions.
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[WP] 300 years ago, a giant indestructible eye descended above the earth. No one can remember a time it wasn't there, just hovering. Today, it's purpose is revealed.
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[WP] They had warned you, if you say his name three times. He shows up that night in your dreams. "Trump... Trump... Trump..."
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Aliens visited Earth to share tech that made life on earth like heaven on earth. Years later you are the only human to know what the aliens are really up to. That they think humans taste best stress free and aged 85-95 years. It's up to you to stress out the human race to spoil their harvest.
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After a night of excessive drinking to celebrate the end of a toxic relationship, you wake up to find yourself alone on a spaceship headed to a pre-programmed location.
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[WP] A genie offers you the chance to have three wishes granted, but you have to make 12 wishes, of which 3 random will come true while the other 9 grant you the opposite of what you wish.
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How close to a pile of shit does a fly have to be to realize there's a delicious pile of shit nearby?
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