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[WP]You are Captain Seuss of the MT Olympus, and you’ve just been sucked through some kind of spatial anomaly and crashed on a strange planet
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[WP]You wake one fateful morn, and feel a bit...off. So you walk into the bathroom, flick on the light, and find your high-school crush staring back at you in the mirror
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[EU]Just after terraforming Mars, the Martians return: “Thank you for restoring Mars puny Earth creature” -Martian Commander X-2
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[WP]The humans! They’ve gone! None come to their giant towers or walk through our woods! They haven’t been seen in weeks I tell you! All of their territory can be ours! We just have to claim it first before those filthy elves or trolls take it from us!
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[WP]Those things in the corner of your eye, just out of sight? They’re visions of the shadow realm, and you’ve learned to read them.
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[WP]You have the power to give perfect advice. Every time you tell a hero something, it turns out to be exactly what they needed. You are hailed as a saint, greatest sage to ever live. Thing is: you’ve only every wanted to be the villain.
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[WP]Aliens invade Earth, but instead of fighting them, we decide to “tame” them. See, the aliens look like dogs.
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