/u/magicandmintwafers's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They won't believe you when you say I killed your wife and they'll lock you away for good.

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I stayed on the call with a lost driver until they joyously told me they saw lights in the water and cut the call.

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I found a naked person bathing in my wife's blood.

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I wrote HELP in coconuts in hopes someone would save me from this deserved island.

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"Remember class, it should be dark grey and moist to be fully cooked," I remind my home economic students. NSFW

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except at dinner I noticed the new perfume I gifted my wife still couldn't cover up the odor* that lingered around her.

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[JUN22] I typed in my name and birthday into findagrave.com in seer curiosity.

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[NOV22] Expedition Team Aurora Charlie sacrificed themselves last week to stop the spread of a deadly parasite.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except it's not as satisfying as last year.

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Blind after an accident, no one saw it coming that I'd get my sight back after being struck by lightning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They won't believe you when you say I killed your wife and they'll lock you away for good.	15
I stayed on the call with a lost driver until they joyously told me they saw lights in the water and cut the call.	15
I found a naked person bathing in my wife's blood.	14
I wrote HELP in coconuts in hopes someone would save me from this deserved island.	14
"Remember class, it should be dark grey and moist to be fully cooked," I remind my home economic students. NSFW	14
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except at dinner I noticed the new perfume I gifted my wife still couldn't cover up the odor* that lingered around her.	12
[JUN22] I typed in my name and birthday into findagrave.com in seer curiosity.	12
[NOV22] Expedition Team Aurora Charlie sacrificed themselves last week to stop the spread of a deadly parasite.	11
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except it's not as satisfying as last year.	11
Blind after an accident, no one saw it coming that I'd get my sight back after being struck by lightning.	11