/u/magicandmintwafers's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“The fireworks seem off this year,” my wife commented as the city skyline lit up.

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"Mommy always said I was her favorite treasure."

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My therapist told me to 'exercise my demons'.

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It is so boring when people find out I can make them float.

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"Ma, candy's makin' me sick." NSFW

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Ma dropped her wedding ring down the kitchen drain and asked me to flick on a light.

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Tonight, I watched my neighbor get brutally murdered.

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Autumn had spread around the university grounds.

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[DEC22] "Looks like the fat man couldn't escape this one, Chief."

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It's funny that no matter how many skeletons are in the closets of sinners.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“The fireworks seem off this year,” my wife commented as the city skyline lit up.	4870
"Mommy always said I was her favorite treasure."	965
My therapist told me to 'exercise my demons'.	962
It is so boring when people find out I can make them float.	658
"Ma, candy's makin' me sick." NSFW	209
Ma dropped her wedding ring down the kitchen drain and asked me to flick on a light.	175
Tonight, I watched my neighbor get brutally murdered.	156
Autumn had spread around the university grounds.	155
[DEC22] "Looks like the fat man couldn't escape this one, Chief."	153
It's funny that no matter how many skeletons are in the closets of sinners.	141