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[SEP22] They say a human life is priceless but, I say they're a dime a dozen.

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"Where's Waldo?"

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I duct-taped the gash on my stomach and grab a grenade.

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My ma always said, if you can't remember it, then it couldn't be all that important.

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They wouldn't let me look around the shop because I wasn't wearing a mask.

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"Man, foxes really sound like a woman screaming."

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My daughter looked so sad out in the yard today.

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They have condemned me to feast.

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When I went to tell my neighbor to keep it down, I couldn't help but chuckle at his sweaty embarrassed demeanor and told him to enjoy his night.

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Last week, they convicted a local contractor of murdering three teenage boys.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[SEP22] They say a human life is priceless but, I say they're a dime a dozen.	131
"Where's Waldo?"	129
I duct-taped the gash on my stomach and grab a grenade.	96
My ma always said, if you can't remember it, then it couldn't be all that important.	95
They wouldn't let me look around the shop because I wasn't wearing a mask.	73
"Man, foxes really sound like a woman screaming."	70
My daughter looked so sad out in the yard today.	59
They have condemned me to feast.	59
When I went to tell my neighbor to keep it down, I couldn't help but chuckle at his sweaty embarrassed demeanor and told him to enjoy his night.	57
Last week, they convicted a local contractor of murdering three teenage boys.	56