/u/magicandmintwafers's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I just overheard my coma patient's husband confess to his slumbering wife, to having sex with another person. NSFW

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Today, my sweet little dog found a human finger in our backyard.

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My boyfriend told me his neighbors think they're in a sitcom and never close their blinds so they can 'perform' for us.

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[Jun22] Little Johnny was curious why his cat preferred to stay up in the tree.

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[SEP22] Step one, grind light blubs up into a million tiny pieces. NSFW

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"I can't take that constant wailing anymore!" The captain shouted to his crew as he tossed the child into a vacant room.

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"I don't feel guilty about fucking married women, as I'm providing a service of pleasure when their partners cannot perform. " NSFW

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[JAN22] "Trolling on the internet is all fun and games until my daughter put a bullet in her head over your words, you bastard."

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"Alright Mr. Morrison, sign here and you sir will become the proud owner of 8.2 million dollars."

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My Ex had a sickly sweet smile on her face as she dug her knife deeper into my stomach. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I just overheard my coma patient's husband confess to his slumbering wife, to having sex with another person. NSFW	55
Today, my sweet little dog found a human finger in our backyard.	52
My boyfriend told me his neighbors think they're in a sitcom and never close their blinds so they can 'perform' for us.	48
[Jun22] Little Johnny was curious why his cat preferred to stay up in the tree.	43
[SEP22] Step one, grind light blubs up into a million tiny pieces. NSFW	42
"I can't take that constant wailing anymore!" The captain shouted to his crew as he tossed the child into a vacant room.	40
"I don't feel guilty about fucking married women, as I'm providing a service of pleasure when their partners cannot perform. " NSFW	38
[JAN22] "Trolling on the internet is all fun and games until my daughter put a bullet in her head over your words, you bastard."	30
"Alright Mr. Morrison, sign here and you sir will become the proud owner of 8.2 million dollars."	28
My Ex had a sickly sweet smile on her face as she dug her knife deeper into my stomach. NSFW	28