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I watched in horror as the woman screamed while getting her nose pierced.

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I donated a kidney to the hospital today, and people called me a hero. NSFW

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“Come one jake, let your old paw inside, I’m tired.”

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I always loved eating wild apples.

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People always say that I should eat what my parents cook for me NSFW

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They all know about how Jesus walked on water

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I was so relieved to hear someone digging me out of the coffin

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I wish I could have remembered company policy and said “large” instead of grand NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I watched in horror as the woman screamed while getting her nose pierced.	780
I donated a kidney to the hospital today, and people called me a hero. NSFW	25
“Come one jake, let your old paw inside, I’m tired.”	17
I always loved eating wild apples.	16
People always say that I should eat what my parents cook for me NSFW	9
They all know about how Jesus walked on water	6
I was so relieved to hear someone digging me out of the coffin	3
I wish I could have remembered company policy and said “large” instead of grand NSFW	0