/u/manelikemane's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I don’t know how long they’ve kept me in here, but I do know I haven’t seen another human for years.

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Being a veteran astral projector, I thought I’d do what no one has ever done and travel to the end of the universe.

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I dived into the pool, letting my feet touch the bottom

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The last man on Earth sat alone in a room

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“If I were you, I’d use one of your wishes to prepare for the afterlife,” the Genie advised.

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In the interest of national security, we had no choice but to proceed for the safety of the People.

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The monster had followed me my entire life.

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I dropped the box I was carrying to my van, and I thought this just wasn’t my day.

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Hey, who turned out the lights?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don’t know how long they’ve kept me in here, but I do know I haven’t seen another human for years.	50
Being a veteran astral projector, I thought I’d do what no one has ever done and travel to the end of the universe.	46
I dived into the pool, letting my feet touch the bottom	38
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room	28
“If I were you, I’d use one of your wishes to prepare for the afterlife,” the Genie advised.	18
In the interest of national security, we had no choice but to proceed for the safety of the People.	10
The monster had followed me my entire life.	8
I dropped the box I was carrying to my van, and I thought this just wasn’t my day.	8
Hey, who turned out the lights?	3