/u/marcal213's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
She always makes a spectacle of spraying her homemade "monster spray" under her son's bed before she tucks him in each night.
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He had worn a mask his entire life, and grew tired of people telling him he couldn't take it off, especially now.
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She always saw those cute decorated cookies that could be customized with your face on them and tried to make some.
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I listened to the raccoons playing in the crawl space last night, having gotten in through the hole in the roof.
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I knew they were having money problems, so I was surprised when they invited me over for dinner to share in the huge pot of stew they made.
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As he sat on his couch, he unlocked his phone and texted his wife, "love you, can't wait to see you when you get home."
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