/u/mariolucario493's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"There's someone in my house, and he's got a knife!" I whispered into the phone.

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"Look, mom, it's just like Star Wars," my son said to me.

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My father was furious with me when he caught me dressed as a woman.

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"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"

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Knowing how tricky genies could be, I decided to use my first wish for the ability to speak my remaining wishes in a way that he couldn't add an ironic twist.

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No matter how hard I try to scream for help, I know nobody will ever come to my rescue.

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The local serial killer currently has a body count in the double digits.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There's someone in my house, and he's got a knife!" I whispered into the phone.	1564
"Look, mom, it's just like Star Wars," my son said to me.	956
My father was furious with me when he caught me dressed as a woman.	425
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"	66
Knowing how tricky genies could be, I decided to use my first wish for the ability to speak my remaining wishes in a way that he couldn't add an ironic twist.	39
No matter how hard I try to scream for help, I know nobody will ever come to my rescue.	35
The local serial killer currently has a body count in the double digits.	35