/u/marshallman31's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The heroes stand in shock as the evil mastermind lay dead at their feet by the gun shot of an ordinary citizen. They look at the heroes confused, “Have you never thought to just shoot them while they’re monologuing?”
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[WP] On your deathbed, you hear an automated voice speak, “Prime directive unfulfilled. Reset necessitated.” Suddenly, you are back at your first day at kindergarten just as your parents dropped you off.
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[WP] You stare into the infinite darkness of the void. However, the void is flustered and refuses to make eye contact.
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[EU] “Cut the bullshit, Toad. You are going to tell Luigi and I EXACTLY where the Princess was taken, and we won’t accept ‘she’s in another castle’ for an answer.”
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[WP] “I wish that everyone on Earth would blink at the same time!” The genie gives you a pitied expression, snapped his fingers and says, “You have no idea what you just done…”
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[WP] A dragon kidnaps a Princess and threatens to devour her if the kingdom doesn’t give up its treasure. To the Dragon’s surprise, The kingdom cheers for the princess’s death.
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[WP] “I cannot apologize enough that your child must fight as my Champion in this war against evil, but the Tome of Prophecies clearly states that-“ You snatched the book out of the so-called gods hand and tear it in half. “Fuck. Fate.”
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[WP] You are a Supervillain who kidnapped the child of two famous superheroes. It hasn’t even been a day when the news broadcasts an live interview with the family, kidnappee included; regarding their daily life. “Guess I’m just another failure…” You hear your captive say.
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[WP] You sneak into your best friends house to surprise them for their birthday, only to find a person tied to a chair in their basement. As you go to free them, your best friend enters the basement too and yells “STOP! You don’t know what you’re doing!”
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