/u/marshallman31's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The chosen one bursts into the Dark Lord’s chambers, sword in hand and ready for a climactic battle! ... only to find a 7-year-old playing with action figures of on a map of the world, blissfully unaware of the damage he’s caused.
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[WP] You always thought that something was off about your neighbors cat. Whenever you looked at it’s eyes, they looked like they were burning. Today you just watched it cough up a small star like a hairball.
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[WP] “You know, when someone takes time out of their morning to make you breakfast in bed, I believe the appropriate response is ‘thank you’. Maybe say that instead of ‘Who are you and how did you get in my house?’”
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[WP] The chosen one and their companions have finally defeated the Dark Lord! However, no one can find the will to actually slay them. The Dark Lord laughs, “Do you really think you were the only ones with Plot Armor!?”
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[EU] While arriving in Venice, Peter Parker has his luggage stolen by a teenager with blonde hair tied into a ponytail and weird purple clothes. As he is chasing him, he sees his luggage turn into a frog.
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[WP] You are the last human to die. You wake up in a colorless void with the Grim Reaper standing in front of you. He hands you his scythe and says, “It is your burden now…” As he shrivels into dust.
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[WP] You walked through the rubble of a once mighty kingdom, seeking the individual who desecrated your home. They land down behind you and sigh, “You know, if your people had just left me alone, none of this would’ve happened.”
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[WP] As the best friend of a Harem Anime Protagonist, you find it weird that all of these girls hang out with him all the time. One day, your mutual childhood friend clumsily slips a barely legible note in your hand. “HLP HE PUPET US”
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[WP] You are a supervillain who just captured the weakest member of a team of superheroes. You threaten to kill them if the heroes interfere with your plans. To your surprise, The leader smirks and says, “Go ahead.”
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