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[WP] You have the Dark Lord at your mercy. However, you cannot will yourself to kill him. Nor can anyone else in your party. He laughs. “Did you seriously think you were the only ones who have Plot Armor!?”
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[WP] You tell the funniest joke you can think of at a house party. Around 7 minutes later, the front door is kicked down and a group of clown-faced officers barge in, armed with taser bow ties and superglue silly string. The Comedy Police place you under arrest.
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[EU] As Neil and Buzz rocketed to the moon, they knew history would be forever changed. However, they weren’t expecting to meet a talking, dark-blue pony with wings and a horn who claimed to be an exiled princess.
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[WP] “You can’t be the ghost of my brother! I never had a brother!” The ethereal boy looks down dejected, “...so Mom and Dad never told you?” “Never told me what!?” He sighed, and pointed to your dead sister’s room. Inside were dozens of wigs, dresses and makeup canisters.
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[WP] You live alone. You are about to fall asleep when you hear knocking at your door. As you approach your front door, you realize the knocking was coming from inside of the house.
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[WP] Despite his promise, he returned to a village he did not recognize. The children now ran in fear of him instead of them chasing him. Alas, Frosty the Snowman truly became a fairytale.
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[WP] The chosen one has an annoying sidekick who nitpicks all of the “contradictions in this story”.
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[WP] A royal court debates what to do with the newborn prince/princess as they are destined to bring the kingdom’s destruction.
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