/u/masarusenpai's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can..."

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The king's final command on his deathbed was to be buried under a grand memorial, erected by the finest sculptors in town and ornamented with the most intricate designs ever witnessed by the human eye.

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Some say a painting can say a thousand words.

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In the days of my youth, I remember our local pastor always reminding us to live like Jesus did.

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Monsters exist.

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"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..."

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It's too bad my friends can't really talk to me anymore.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can..."	345
The king's final command on his deathbed was to be buried under a grand memorial, erected by the finest sculptors in town and ornamented with the most intricate designs ever witnessed by the human eye.	19
Some say a painting can say a thousand words.	16
In the days of my youth, I remember our local pastor always reminding us to live like Jesus did.	10
Monsters exist.	9
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..."	5
It's too bad my friends can't really talk to me anymore.	2