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Today I secretly ordered 100 white roses, because I finally decided to marry my girlfriend.

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Everyone always said my girlfriend was flakey.

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I have been feeling very emotional these last few months, so my husband scheduled an appointment for me to see the doctor.

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After a couple of months of teasing and flirting and more than a few subtle hints, he finally asked me to go out with him tonight.

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Coyote hunting has become a much more popular sport in Texas due to the new interpretation of the law that allows non resident licenses and the removal of daily hunting limits.

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It was my job to teach the children at the primary school about their futures today.

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My caretakers smiled today when they told me my child had been disfigured again, this time by a horrifying fire.

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At the small get together at my house, the mood changed quickly from laughter to concern when all of us thought we felt someone whisper above us.

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After a couple of months of teasing and flirting and more than a few subtle hints, he finally asked me to go out with him tonight.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today I secretly ordered 100 white roses, because I finally decided to marry my girlfriend.	1015
Everyone always said my girlfriend was flakey.	207
I have been feeling very emotional these last few months, so my husband scheduled an appointment for me to see the doctor.	40
After a couple of months of teasing and flirting and more than a few subtle hints, he finally asked me to go out with him tonight.	37
Coyote hunting has become a much more popular sport in Texas due to the new interpretation of the law that allows non resident licenses and the removal of daily hunting limits.	29
It was my job to teach the children at the primary school about their futures today.	18
My caretakers smiled today when they told me my child had been disfigured again, this time by a horrifying fire.	14
At the small get together at my house, the mood changed quickly from laughter to concern when all of us thought we felt someone whisper above us.	14
After a couple of months of teasing and flirting and more than a few subtle hints, he finally asked me to go out with him tonight.	1