/u/mdewals's posts
[WP] When Col. Jessep yelled "You can't handle the truth" he was right. You literally cannot handle the truth.
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[WP] Jesus has a falling out with his dad and decides to crash at your place for a while. Only problem, his estranged half-brother Muhammad already decided to crash at your place after a falling out last week.
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[WP] Heaven is real. God sometimes invite people by making their life on earth a living hell hoping they commit suicide. Despite his best efforts however you keep declining his invitations.
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[WP] You, a 21 year old British chap, wake up from the sounds of an air horn. On automatic pilot you get dresses and go outside. By the time you understand whats happening you realize you find yourself in the cockpit of a Spitfire which is just about to take off.
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[WP] "I say it again, this was a bad idea. A very bad idea. Why did I even join you on this beerrun?"
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[WP] You are the perfect assassin. you leave no trail as you literally kill your victims by boredom.
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[WP] In a shock move George Lucas buys back Lucasfilm and all Star Wars rights. This time he chances the one thing that really bugged him, the audience.
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