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[WP] A hydra complaining about neck pains, a near-sighted medusa needing a stronger prescription, a kraken with broken arms - just another day in the Center For Mythological Treatment.
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[WP] Much to your surprise, you found out today that you can hear the thoughts of plants, trees, etc. And boy are they chatty, especially when they catch on you can hear them.
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[WP] You and Death are madly in love. Problem is, the only way you can meet to date, is for you to die, over and over again, throughout the centuries. And Death is becoming more human for it every time.
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[WP] You'd always told your friends how you woo'ed the Queen of Darkness in your dreams, and how she had fallen madly in love with you, as a joke. But seeing her on your front porch one night, staring at you, isn't nearly so hilarious.
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[WP] "That's just it," Death sighed as she swung her scythe at you. "No one sees me because they never realize they died. From their view, they just keep living as always. Except you."
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[WP] One minute you were fast asleep in your comfy bed, the next you're standing in a dark pit surrounded by dirty naked prisoners all looking at you hopefully, when one nudges you. "We got past the guards! Where to now, chief?"
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[WP] Ten years ago you dreamt of making a life-long marital contract with a beautiful fae. Today after work, you find out it wasn't a dream after all.
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[WP] There are advantages to hearing musical cues every day. But this is the first time you heard major boss music, like in a game, and you have no idea why. And it's getting louder by the minute.
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[WP] Everytime someone creates a new world through writing, it physically pops into existence. But the universe has a finite amount of matter. Someone has to break these worlds to free up matter for new worlds to be created. That's where you come in. You are The End.
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