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[WP] "Well, my boy, they got it backwards," he said while handing you a book. "Heaven is where sinners go to be punished eternally by being forced to be good, and Hell is the hedonistic paradise reward for good folks."
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[WP] Humanity is capable of living thousands of years, provided they can get past the larva stage, which ends at 150 years old.
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[WP] That must've been one hell of a party last night. There's a dark priestess of some death god passed out on your couch, an elf making veggie burgers in your kitchen, a werewolf doing calisthenics in your backyard, and there's a weird magic tattoo on the back of your hand.
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[WP] Every week, a random student in your class is replaced by someone with the same name, but a totally different personality and physical appearance. Yet, their memory is eerily intact, and no one else seems to notice except you.
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[WP] She sighed, looking at you. "We're not the seven deadly sins, we're the seven friendly zens. No one understands us, all because of a mistranslation thousands of years ago."
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[WP] You run a role playing game with friends once a week. One day you get hit by a truck, and wake up with their characters staring down at you before going on the first adventure of your campaign.
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[WP] A cult captured you and successfully sacrificed your girlfriend to bring their evil deity into the world. What no one knew, however, was that the sacrificed soul became the core of their summoned Dark Goddess.
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[WP] As you gaze at the beautiful but angry luminescent blue woman staring daggers at you, you wonder if maybe drinking vodka from the genie's lamp might have been a bad dare to accept, college party or not.
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[WP] Feeling adventurous, you decided to try crossbreeding two specific vegetables to see what would happen. Now, sitting in an interrogation room at an undisclosed location staring at very concerned men in black, you are about to learn why it's never been done before.
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