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[WP] When you were little, you had an imaginary friend that played a very special song on the piano for you whenever you wanted, but no one believed you. For the first time in over thirteen years, while walking through a crowded mall, you hear that familiar tune coming from somewhere nearby.
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[EU] Finally, it's here! The ultra rare, 1:1 limited edition Master Sword replica! As you lift it from the box, you hear a faint, somewhat familiar female voice in your head. With a blinding flash of light, both you and the replica are definitely NOT in your bedroom anymore.
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[WP] The massive body of the Minotaur stood in front of the terrified young boy, its piercing red eyes gazing down at him. The bovine sighed, set his axe to the side and sat down. "Listen kid, I hate this stupid myth as much as you do. I'll help you get out of the maze."
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[WP] You just learned you have the power to forcefully manifest concepts as human individuals, and decide to test it out. A short while later, Time looks bored, Gravity is sleepy, Good and Evil are having a civil argument, and The Internet is glaring at you.
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[WP] "Of course I love you," she sighed as she pointed the gun at you before pulling the trigger. "Maybe you'll get it right the next loop."
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[WP] "It's simple, really," the goddess explains to you. "Easy mode, I join you, you get a relic sword to start, but you get half the exp. Normal, I advise you, you get a random weapon, and normal exp. Hard mode, you're naked, everyone hates you, I can't help, but exp times a hundred! So, pick!"
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[WP] You lucky dog, you. You just woke up to find yourself now a permanent part of your favorite fantasy story. But you're not the hero, or the villain. You're a new side character brought in just to advance story.
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[WP] Oh God, it happened again. There's an elf passed out in the bathroom, a werewolf in the backyard doing yoga, a death priestess making coffee in the kitchen, and a dwarf playing Minecraft on the big TV. Must've been a hell of a party last night!
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[WP] "Let me guess, you tried to invent teleportation, again, it backfired, again, and you need my help to stop you from skipping through alternate realities for the rest of eternity. AGAIN."
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