WritingPrompts

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[WP] The chief necromancer looks down at the latest applicant: a bard. “So… you want to turn to necromancy because you are the worst bard ever? Unfortunately, singing bad enough to raise the dead is a bit too … radical.”	1
[WP] “I don’t care how bad your singing is!!! ‘Bad enough to raise the dead’ is NOT how we do it. Effective it might be but it’s a mockery of the ancient art of necromancy.”	1
[EU] “An ordnance tech at a dead run outranks everyone.”	1
[WP] You are an author who writes for the fun of it. You created a universe set around a Goddess ten years ago, which became quite popular. You answer the door one day to find a radiantly beautiful woman. “At last I meet you, my creator. I am Goddess …”	1
[WP] “Drunk??” Yelled the fleet admiral. “How the hell can an AI, especially one that is a fleet carrier, be drunk??”	1
[WP] “What have we learned today?” “Dragons don’t drink alcohol.” “And, why is that?”	1
The crowd watched with bated breath as the ancient, grizzled, master mechanic pulls out his toolbox to fix the sacred heart of the starship. Inside? A can of WD40 and a roll of duck tape.	1
[WP] The crowd watched with bated breath as the ancient, grizzled, master mechanic pulls out his toolbox to fix the heart of the starship. Inside? A can of WD40 and a roll of duck tape.	1
[WP/EU] You are the driver of the knight bus. Tooling around in Wales, there is a jump. What is unexpected is the duration of the jump. You find yourself on Frogstar B. With a bored Marvin who needs someone to talk to.	1
[WP] The royal oracle comes out of his longest trance ever. He speaks the prophecy; “Beware… the nuts in May!”	1

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