/u/mememuseum's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're part of an interstellar liason program. When on patrol with some alien androids, they don't understand why you're freaking out so much after suddenly being shot. You're gonna have to talk them through human first aid.
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[WP]In a post apocalyptic world, you and your friends are a group of pirates. You plunder and pillage as you drive around in your old pirate ship parade float.
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[WP] Your alien crewmates found out humans have a "startle reflex". They keep sneaking up behind you to scare you. It was funny the first few times, but now you're sick of it.
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[WP] On a winter night during a snowfall, your vehicle starts to fishtail. As you try to regain control, you pray for Jesus to take the wheel. Luckily, Jesus just so happens to be the best rally driver in the universe.
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[WP] Unable to accept the death of your fellow commander and best friend, you, a high ranking officer in the galactic navy decide to blitzkrieg Heaven with your fleet and dreadnought class starship.
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[WP] You are abducted and brought to an alien planet to participate in gladiator fights. Luckily, it seems Earth has unusually high gravity for a life harboring planet. As such, you're much stronger that your opponents.
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[WP] You live in a crumbling dystopian society where resources are scarce and fought over. You're participating in a hunger-games esque tournament for one of the precious few remaining Klondike bars. You're not being forced to. You just really like Klondike bars.
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[WP] You are unknowingly the product of a secret government bioengineering program. Unbeknownst to you, your incredibly powerful immune system causes even the most lethal toxins and contagions to exhibit only mild to moderate symptoms.
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[WP] You buy a pack of "limited edition" Cosmic Brownies. After eating them all, you are shocked to find that you have been imbued with unfathomable cosmic power.
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