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"911, what is the address of your emergency?"

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I can hear my sister crying next to me, I say her name and as I come to she says "I told you that thing wasn't a fucking dog!"

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"Hey babe, I took rusty to the vet and he's getting examined right now" my husband told me over the phone.

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My date chuckled sweetly at a joke I made and my heart warmed.

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"It will all be okay soon" I murmured to my wife as I held the drink to her lips and she gulped down the gatorade.

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"It will all be okay soon" I murmured to my wife as I held the drink to her lips and she gulped down the Gatorade.

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At a college party, I started to feel dizzy and sleepy after drinking a vodka a nice guy gave me.

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My sister texted me tonight "I think he's alseep and I don't have have much time, can u help me?"

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We were back at my house having some drinks and my date was chuckling sweetly at a joke I repeated, and I briefly laughed along with her.

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My date was chuckling sweetly at a joke I repeated, and I briefly laughed along with her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"911, what is the address of your emergency?"	3405
I can hear my sister crying next to me, I say her name and as I come to she says "I told you that thing wasn't a fucking dog!"	1049
"Hey babe, I took rusty to the vet and he's getting examined right now" my husband told me over the phone.	466
My date chuckled sweetly at a joke I made and my heart warmed.	45
"It will all be okay soon" I murmured to my wife as I held the drink to her lips and she gulped down the gatorade.	42
"It will all be okay soon" I murmured to my wife as I held the drink to her lips and she gulped down the Gatorade.	26
At a college party, I started to feel dizzy and sleepy after drinking a vodka a nice guy gave me.	9
My sister texted me tonight "I think he's alseep and I don't have have much time, can u help me?"	4
We were back at my house having some drinks and my date was chuckling sweetly at a joke I repeated, and I briefly laughed along with her.	1
My date was chuckling sweetly at a joke I repeated, and I briefly laughed along with her.	1