/u/meowcats734's posts in /r/HFY

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[PI] Vampire society have been loyal customers to a carpenter for years. He made the best coffins they have slept in for centuries, and never really got suspicious of so many wealthy people willing to pay for the same niche item. As he got old, the vampires tries to offer him immortality.	320
[PI] You, as a sort of joke, train monkeys to use typewriters and leave them in a room to do their thing. As time passes, various deities, eldritch monstrosities, and otherworldly beings start randomly approaching you, asking you how you found their private info.	303
[PI] As an Eldritch Horror, you’ve strived to have effective humans under your command but now other deities, good and bad, are complaining about your method. Apparently, providing therapy for those who can hear you isn’t standard practise for your kind but you are surprisingly good at it.	296
[PI] During a scuffle a superhero and villain find themselves handcuffed together with power cancelling cuffs. The hero is shocked when the authorities take the opportunity to try to grab both of them. Now on the run they must work together while the villain tells them a few home truths.	277
[PI] Two months ago a werewolf jumped to bite you as you were getting into your car, it missed you and instead bit the door frame, now every full moon your trusted old compact transforms onto an off road 4x4 and terrorise other drivers on the motorway.	272
[PI] "I don't know, I think my superpower is a bit lame," said Awe, "All I can do is touch people to give them an existential crisis and force them to consider their actions against a backdrop of the grandeur of the whole universe..."	241
[PI] For all that is good, and holy, and pure, DON’T FUCK WITH THE HUMANS! They’re only mortal on their own world, and we found that out the hard way!	227
[PI] You feel the emotions of anyone you touch. You accidentally brush hands with the barista when they hand you your coffee. You're the most scared you've ever been in your entire life.	216
[PI] You can detect lies easily, but no one knows about your ability. Today, your best friend lied about being human.	213
[PI] In a modern world where everyone possesses some type of manipulation power; earth, weather, light and etc. You are someone who's frequently mocked because of your seemingly useless power, luck manipulation. However, they fail to see how much influence luck really has.	208

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