/u/meowcats734's posts in /r/HFY

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[PI] “We are meeting an advanced, benevolent alien race today. Do not mention anything that’ll make us look bad: war, slavery, genocide (especially the genocide), and for the love of everything don’t give them access to our Internet. Now look alive, the human ambassador is coming.”	1657
[PI] As an immortal, one of the things you hate is visiting museums as almost everything people guess about history is wrong and you can't correct them. You have resorted to online forums and recently found a 'conspiracy theory' thread that seems suspiciously accurate.	1131
[PI] Nuclear holocaust is imminent. The rich and powerful are hiding away in their bunkers, but when the countdown was finished the world was still there. One message was sent around the world via satellites: "Now that they have imprisoned themselves, what shall we do?"	974
[PI] You’re a hitman who’s “hits” survive your assassination attempts, despite your sincere best efforts, only to die soon after each attempt by comical forces outside your control. The hitman community can’t be convinced you’re not the most creative comically effective assassin alive.	814
[PI] You have lived an unimpressive life, and died an unimpressive death. Surprisingly, Odin welcomes you into Valhalla, citing the many battles with depression you fought.	749
[PI] You are a superhero who works tirelessly for an ungrateful city. One day after another long day you get a knock at your door. It is the city's supervillain and he brought a bottle for you two to share.	655
[PI] The supervillain sighs in frustration as he looks at the group of superheroes. "Alright raise your hands if you are adults?" he said. None of them did it. "This battle is canceled and tell your mayor we need to talk! today!" he said angrily.	644
[PI] Humanity is visited by a cosmic horror the likes of which has only been seen in Lovecraftian horror. In desperation, Earth throws everything we have at it, and, miraculously, the human race has killed a God. Somewhere in a realm beyond our understanding, the other gods speak of the event.	606
[PI] You're the laughing stock of the Underworld, but on Earth your reputation attracts followers willing to betray everything. You're the only demon to uphold their side of the bargain, no strings attached.	535
[PI] By Wizard Law, in order to learn a new skill, wizards are required to be apprenticed to a more experienced master. You, a barely trained journeyman fire mage, just took on an apprentice: a two-hundred-year-old Grandmaster Water Magic Lord.	404

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