/u/meowcats734's posts in /r/HFY
[PI] A party of adventurers has hired you to "raise their spirits". You're wondering when to break the news that you're not a bard. You're a necromancer that plays the harp as a hobby.
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[PI] Angels are thought to be beautiful, while demons are thought to be vile and disgusting. However the truth is Angels are extremely scary, while demons are beautiful and elegant creatures.
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[PI] The Great Library of Alexandria was burned for a very good reason. It was hopelessly contaminated with the works of time travelers and the paradoxes were soon to be catastrophic. Only a full purge would save the world.
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[PI] A victim of a kidnapping develops Stockholm Syndrome. However, as it turns out, their captor has developed Lima Syndrome, leading to a very... interesting relationship.
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[PI] "And how many claws does Stewie have?" you ask your daughter as you consult the list your mother gave you. You need to figure out if your daughter's invisible friend is a monster, demon, or fairy and if you have to kill it to save her.
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[PI] A boy does his daily walk in the cemetery when a girl suddenly joins him and wordlessly walks with him until the sun shines.
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