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[PI] You're the laughing stock of the Underworld, but on Earth your reputation attracts followers willing to betray everything. You're the only demon to uphold their side of the bargain, no strings attached.
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[PI] On your quest for revenge, people often said to you, "Killing him wouldn't bring her back." The thing is, you found a way to perfectly resurrect her. You just need a soul to sacrifice, so might as well get the one who killed your loved one.
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[PI] The small child tentatively pushed three coins across the candy store counter and looked up at the serving lady with big brown eyes. "What can I get for this?" They asked meekly. The serving lady smiled, then reached under the counter toward an old, locked cupboard.
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[PI] By Wizard Law, in order to learn a new skill, wizards are required to be apprenticed to a more experienced master. You, a barely trained journeyman fire mage, just took on an apprentice: a two-hundred-year-old Grandmaster Water Magic Lord.
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[PI] "Please hold." The villain's secretary sets the phone down and turns to her boss, a look of consternation on her face. "It's Make-a-Wish. A fan of yours wants to meet you."
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[PI] Vampire society have been loyal customers to a carpenter for years. He made the best coffins they have slept in for centuries, and never really got suspicious of so many wealthy people willing to pay for the same niche item. As he got old, the vampires tries to offer him immortality.
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[PI] You, as a sort of joke, train monkeys to use typewriters and leave them in a room to do their thing. As time passes, various deities, eldritch monstrosities, and otherworldly beings start randomly approaching you, asking you how you found their private info.
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[PI] As an Eldritch Horror, you’ve strived to have effective humans under your command but now other deities, good and bad, are complaining about your method. Apparently, providing therapy for those who can hear you isn’t standard practise for your kind but you are surprisingly good at it.
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[PI] During a scuffle a superhero and villain find themselves handcuffed together with power cancelling cuffs. The hero is shocked when the authorities take the opportunity to try to grab both of them. Now on the run they must work together while the villain tells them a few home truths.
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