/u/mercaptopurine's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was starting to think that mommy loved my baby brother more than me as she would wake up every night and give him a kiss in his crib.

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I have had 3 dentists deep clean my teeth this past week.

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My girlfriend passionately shoved her tongue inside my ear.

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The robocall started off harmlessly enough, telling me that I had been exposed and should immediately isolate myself.

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I puffed my chest as I politely declined the cute girl's offer of spotting me.

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"I told you I love finger foods when we were dating", I told my mortified wife.

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The little girl with the knife flung open the basement door and I hoped she would leave the last one in my sockets.

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Mind controlling my 6 yr old defiant boy into compliance was all fun and giggles until he started following me around like a puppy dog.

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I cajoled my young patient into my basement under the guise of introducing her to primal scream therapy.

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I sat down sipping the lemonade my grandson made for me, circled the blood pressure cuff around my arm and started the machine.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was starting to think that mommy loved my baby brother more than me as she would wake up every night and give him a kiss in his crib.	14
I have had 3 dentists deep clean my teeth this past week.	13
My girlfriend passionately shoved her tongue inside my ear.	13
The robocall started off harmlessly enough, telling me that I had been exposed and should immediately isolate myself.	12
I puffed my chest as I politely declined the cute girl's offer of spotting me.	11
"I told you I love finger foods when we were dating", I told my mortified wife.	9
The little girl with the knife flung open the basement door and I hoped she would leave the last one in my sockets.	8
Mind controlling my 6 yr old defiant boy into compliance was all fun and giggles until he started following me around like a puppy dog.	8
I cajoled my young patient into my basement under the guise of introducing her to primal scream therapy.	7
I sat down sipping the lemonade my grandson made for me, circled the blood pressure cuff around my arm and started the machine.	6