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As she struggled against the chains that bound her to the altar, she screamed, "I'm not a virgin, I'm pregnant!"

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Last night, I heard the unmistakable sounds of a woman being brutally murdered in my neighbor's apartment.

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I don't know whose life flashed before my eyes as I died.

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While training as an apprentice mortician, my instructor told me that muscle spasms and the sounds of gas escaping the body were normal parts of the decomposition process.

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As I lit the match, I prayed the pain would be over soon.

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"Should we order this one?" my wife asked as she scrolled through the catalog, pointing at an image of a woman dressed in black lingerie.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As she struggled against the chains that bound her to the altar, she screamed, "I'm not a virgin, I'm pregnant!"	3638	TwoSentenceHorror
Last night, I heard the unmistakable sounds of a woman being brutally murdered in my neighbor's apartment.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't know whose life flashed before my eyes as I died.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
While training as an apprentice mortician, my instructor told me that muscle spasms and the sounds of gas escaping the body were normal parts of the decomposition process.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
As I lit the match, I prayed the pain would be over soon.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
"Should we order this one?" my wife asked as she scrolled through the catalog, pointing at an image of a woman dressed in black lingerie.	8	TwoSentenceHorror