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Sometimes when I peel a vegetable, I move the knife over my wrist and wonder if I should just cut myself instead.

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I calmly reminded myself that the stories of cats eating their owner's face after they died were old wives tales.

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It’s been almost a week since the baby stopped kicking.

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This may seem trivial, but one of the hardest parts of guiding little Alison through chemo was having to kneel down and explain to her why she was slowly losing her hair.

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Sometimes when I peel a vegetable, I move the knife over my wrist and wonder if I should just cut myself instead.	2286
I calmly reminded myself that the stories of cats eating their owner's face after they died were old wives tales.	528
It’s been almost a week since the baby stopped kicking.	149
This may seem trivial, but one of the hardest parts of guiding little Alison through chemo was having to kneel down and explain to her why she was slowly losing her hair.	41