/u/minithemermaid's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m not a killer.

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I coaxed my dancer into her pose, then tightened the noose around her neck.

73 upvotes

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I thought we’d be safe from the tornado in the storm cellar.

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My tinder date asked me what my body count was.

69 upvotes

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“Remember, whatever you wish for, your enemy will receive the same twofold.”

67 upvotes

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I never believed that old wives’ tale of the cat stealing baby’s breath.

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I silenced my phone and ignored the bright billboard as I flew down the highway.

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I always thought it was so convenient that hotel beds have no "underneath"; that way you don't lose shoes and such.

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I struggled desperately to open the air lock.

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I tried my best to adhere to the social distancing guidelines on the news.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m not a killer.	80
I coaxed my dancer into her pose, then tightened the noose around her neck.	73
I thought we’d be safe from the tornado in the storm cellar.	72
My tinder date asked me what my body count was.	69
“Remember, whatever you wish for, your enemy will receive the same twofold.”	67
I never believed that old wives’ tale of the cat stealing baby’s breath.	65
I silenced my phone and ignored the bright billboard as I flew down the highway.	65
I always thought it was so convenient that hotel beds have no "underneath"; that way you don't lose shoes and such.	63
I struggled desperately to open the air lock.	62
I tried my best to adhere to the social distancing guidelines on the news.	59