/u/minithemermaid's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

"Okay honey, stand in front of me so we're both in the shot."

56 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I’ve been a school photographer for years, and have never had to give a refund.

53 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I started panicking as the sun filtered in through my blinds.

52 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I never should have wished for the ability to hear the thoughts of all living creatures.

51 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The burglar pointed the gun at us and taunted “well, which one?”

49 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As I hid in my closet, I saw my phone light up with a new message.

49 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I woke up annoyed to the sounds of my dog running around and barking downstairs.

49 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I thought laying still among the corpses would spare me from the killers.

48 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

“Are you sure you don’t want any garlic bread?”

45 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

So what, am I my brother’s keeper now?

44 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Okay honey, stand in front of me so we're both in the shot."	56
I’ve been a school photographer for years, and have never had to give a refund.	53
I started panicking as the sun filtered in through my blinds.	52
I never should have wished for the ability to hear the thoughts of all living creatures.	51
The burglar pointed the gun at us and taunted “well, which one?”	49
As I hid in my closet, I saw my phone light up with a new message.	49
I woke up annoyed to the sounds of my dog running around and barking downstairs.	49
I thought laying still among the corpses would spare me from the killers.	48
“Are you sure you don’t want any garlic bread?”	45
So what, am I my brother’s keeper now?	44