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She was so easy to manipulate; all I had to do was flatter her a bit, and then she'd do exactly as I wanted.

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My name is Julia, and I'm extremely grateful that I get to live as a normal girl.

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I watched the TV broadcast as the judge sentenced my brothers to capital punishment for their crimes as the "Twin Serial Killers" of the recent decade.

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I didn't think too much of it when my 4-year old made a huge fuss about the death of his imaginary friend.

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I hate it when the gay stoners arrive.

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I thought the Blood Clinic would've appreciated my generous donation of rare AB blood...

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My captors are withholding food from me until I can complete this task to their satisfaction.

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Matt always ignores my earnest efforts to include him in our soccer, hockey, and rock climbing excursions, but I'm determined to keep on inviting him.

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My twin sister had been insufferably needy, clingy, and even downright parasitic for the last two decades, and so today I finally cut her off.

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I'm afraid my older sister has Capgras Syndrome; it's been months since she last acknowledged me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She was so easy to manipulate; all I had to do was flatter her a bit, and then she'd do exactly as I wanted.	10099
My name is Julia, and I'm extremely grateful that I get to live as a normal girl.	4694
I watched the TV broadcast as the judge sentenced my brothers to capital punishment for their crimes as the "Twin Serial Killers" of the recent decade.	378
I didn't think too much of it when my 4-year old made a huge fuss about the death of his imaginary friend.	238
I hate it when the gay stoners arrive.	158
I thought the Blood Clinic would've appreciated my generous donation of rare AB blood...	136
My captors are withholding food from me until I can complete this task to their satisfaction.	84
Matt always ignores my earnest efforts to include him in our soccer, hockey, and rock climbing excursions, but I'm determined to keep on inviting him.	71
My twin sister had been insufferably needy, clingy, and even downright parasitic for the last two decades, and so today I finally cut her off.	66
I'm afraid my older sister has Capgras Syndrome; it's been months since she last acknowledged me.	64