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I hugged my daughter, chuckling with jubilation at her embrace.

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Wait yours are telling me none of this are real? I ask to the man who just shouted at me: “welcome to the simulation.”

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“Do you want to try our matrix escape room? It’s VERY realistic.” The saleswoman told me with a wink.

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I smiled as the Best Buy employee slipped the vr headset over my unsuspecting eyes, chuckling at the ridiculousness of living in a simulation.

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As am running through the woods, I hear and shadowy man shout words am not understand.

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“Do you want to try our matrix VR headset? It’s VERY realistic.” The Best Buy employee told be with a wink.

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“I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim.” My depressed pal Lucifer said.

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Time for the easiest no nut November challenge ever! Lester, a moderator of r/twosentencehorror yelled.

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I placed my infant son in the laundry basket, chuckling as he squealed with delight whilst playing with a pair of my dirty underwear.

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The customers say sell me the knife.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hugged my daughter, chuckling with jubilation at her embrace.	175	TwoSentenceSadness
Wait yours are telling me none of this are real? I ask to the man who just shouted at me: “welcome to the simulation.”	49	TwoSentenceSadness
“Do you want to try our matrix escape room? It’s VERY realistic.” The saleswoman told me with a wink.	45	TwoSentenceSadness
I smiled as the Best Buy employee slipped the vr headset over my unsuspecting eyes, chuckling at the ridiculousness of living in a simulation.	25	TwoSentenceSadness
As am running through the woods, I hear and shadowy man shout words am not understand.	25	TwoSentenceSadness
“Do you want to try our matrix VR headset? It’s VERY realistic.” The Best Buy employee told be with a wink.	10	TwoSentenceSadness
“I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim.” My depressed pal Lucifer said.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
Time for the easiest no nut November challenge ever! Lester, a moderator of r/twosentencehorror yelled.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I placed my infant son in the laundry basket, chuckling as he squealed with delight whilst playing with a pair of my dirty underwear.	4	TwoSentenceSadness
The customers say sell me the knife.	4	TwoSentenceHorror