/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son loved the new stuffed bear he found at the second hand store so much that he never let it out of his grasp, even hugging it when he went to bed.

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My digital assistant is getting better and better at anticipating what I'll do and what I'd need.

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I was thankful when the animalistic sewer mutants saved me from that mugger.

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"Congratulations on your new home, but watch out for the centipedes," said the realtor as he blinked slowly, smiled, and drove away.

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I stared at my new powerful microwave as it cooked the popcorn in only a few seconds.

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I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

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I was out of TP.

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I smiled as I slowed down, forcing the crazy speeding driver behind me to go the speed limit.

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I stood hidden behind a tree, watching as the two burglars finally broke though the front door and went into my home.

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Using every method I could think of as speech therapist, I had finally gotten the strange orphaned teenage girl to start speaking.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son loved the new stuffed bear he found at the second hand store so much that he never let it out of his grasp, even hugging it when he went to bed.	821
My digital assistant is getting better and better at anticipating what I'll do and what I'd need.	748
I was thankful when the animalistic sewer mutants saved me from that mugger.	461
"Congratulations on your new home, but watch out for the centipedes," said the realtor as he blinked slowly, smiled, and drove away.	340
I stared at my new powerful microwave as it cooked the popcorn in only a few seconds.	242
I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.	200
I was out of TP.	171
I smiled as I slowed down, forcing the crazy speeding driver behind me to go the speed limit.	165
I stood hidden behind a tree, watching as the two burglars finally broke though the front door and went into my home.	161
Using every method I could think of as speech therapist, I had finally gotten the strange orphaned teenage girl to start speaking.	158