/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Oh god," she exclaimed as her water broke and the contractions started.

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I knew that the chainsaw was originally invented by doctors to aid in the child-birthing process.

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Every so often you hear about the candiru, the tiny jungle river fish that can swim up a urine stream into a person's urethra looking for food and warmth.

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In the future, anyone can experience their darkest fantasies through the new fully immersive virtual reality system.

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"Now that you are out of your coma, you can finally tell us who you saw kill your husband," said the police detective as I lay there on my hospital bed.

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I watched as the giant nameless spider slowly crawled down the wall.

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The professor gave me a sharp-toothed smile as he handed me his new invention, glasses that will accurately show how long someone has to live.

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The farm robot happily harvested the food and placed it into the receptacle bin to be processed.

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Perhaps I shouldn't have read my young children the story of Hansel and Gretel so many times.

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"I'm going to learn what you do to help and protect you," the old puppet master was happy when his living puppet stated as he watched him work with childish curiosity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Oh god," she exclaimed as her water broke and the contractions started.	145
I knew that the chainsaw was originally invented by doctors to aid in the child-birthing process.	134
Every so often you hear about the candiru, the tiny jungle river fish that can swim up a urine stream into a person's urethra looking for food and warmth.	125
In the future, anyone can experience their darkest fantasies through the new fully immersive virtual reality system.	117
"Now that you are out of your coma, you can finally tell us who you saw kill your husband," said the police detective as I lay there on my hospital bed.	111
I watched as the giant nameless spider slowly crawled down the wall.	87
The professor gave me a sharp-toothed smile as he handed me his new invention, glasses that will accurately show how long someone has to live.	85
The farm robot happily harvested the food and placed it into the receptacle bin to be processed.	80
Perhaps I shouldn't have read my young children the story of Hansel and Gretel so many times.	71
"I'm going to learn what you do to help and protect you," the old puppet master was happy when his living puppet stated as he watched him work with childish curiosity.	64