/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Your profits are at a new record high"

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'Summer sausage -->' said the dripping letters of a freshly painted sign that was nailed to a tree and pointed off towards a small winding gravel path through the shadowy woods.

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The machine pulled my dying mind through time and resurrected me in a new younger body.

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What's big and round and full of eyes?

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I closed my eyes as she playfully fed another crunchy berry into my mouth.

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He smiled as he saw his young son happily playing on the floor in the corner of their new restaurant.

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"I have come to terms with my frailty, mortality, and my inevitable death."

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I swear I didn't see the kid before I ran him over with my car.

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"These poppy seed muffins are the best, honey."

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[May 22] "Do you know why I like flowers?" she asked as she took my apology roses and placed them on the kitchen table next to our empty wine glasses. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Your profits are at a new record high"	64
'Summer sausage -->' said the dripping letters of a freshly painted sign that was nailed to a tree and pointed off towards a small winding gravel path through the shadowy woods.	59
The machine pulled my dying mind through time and resurrected me in a new younger body.	53
What's big and round and full of eyes?	51
I closed my eyes as she playfully fed another crunchy berry into my mouth.	51
He smiled as he saw his young son happily playing on the floor in the corner of their new restaurant.	47
"I have come to terms with my frailty, mortality, and my inevitable death."	46
I swear I didn't see the kid before I ran him over with my car.	45
"These poppy seed muffins are the best, honey."	45
[May 22] "Do you know why I like flowers?" she asked as she took my apology roses and placed them on the kitchen table next to our empty wine glasses. NSFW	42