/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The orphan boy was very excited to go to a magical school.

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[May 22] "Do you know why I like flowers?" she asked as she took my apology roses and placed them on the kitchen table next to our empty wine glasses. NSFW

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"You can go ahead and put your pants back on as everything looks to be in order," said the doctor leaving the room as the nurse entered.

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"Mommy, mommy," I was woken up by the happy chatter of my oldest daughter, "you know how the baby wouldn't stop crying last night?"

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"We finally figured out what you've been putting into our school lunches!" my friends and I shouted as we burst into the school kitchen after classes were over.

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I watched with a smile as the greedy children grabbed candy from my bowl before moving on to the next house.

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"There's been some new evidence found relevant to your case," said the prison warden with a grim face.

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I stared at the twitching deer I had just hit with my car.

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Every night when it's time to sleep, I stay up worrying that when my eyes open tomorrow, the person behind them won't be me.

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As I walked on the beach next to that nice man, I happened to look back and saw only one set of footprints.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The orphan boy was very excited to go to a magical school.	42
[May 22] "Do you know why I like flowers?" she asked as she took my apology roses and placed them on the kitchen table next to our empty wine glasses. NSFW	42
"You can go ahead and put your pants back on as everything looks to be in order," said the doctor leaving the room as the nurse entered.	41
"Mommy, mommy," I was woken up by the happy chatter of my oldest daughter, "you know how the baby wouldn't stop crying last night?"	37
"We finally figured out what you've been putting into our school lunches!" my friends and I shouted as we burst into the school kitchen after classes were over.	33
I watched with a smile as the greedy children grabbed candy from my bowl before moving on to the next house.	30
"There's been some new evidence found relevant to your case," said the prison warden with a grim face.	30
I stared at the twitching deer I had just hit with my car.	28
Every night when it's time to sleep, I stay up worrying that when my eyes open tomorrow, the person behind them won't be me.	27
As I walked on the beach next to that nice man, I happened to look back and saw only one set of footprints.	25