/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"There's a monster under the bed," my daughter said.

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We all laughed as the NASA scientist joked that the recently returned space probe brought back the thing from Uranus.

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You smiled when the first contact team announced the aliens look just like us.

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I rolled down my window and asked, "what seems to be the problem, officer?"

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"Mom, the new puppy is licking my face!" giggled my daughter from the kitchen.

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"Santa's here!" my children shouted with delight.

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Our expedition to the North Pole had discovered ancient buildings in an underground city.

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I stared at the grinning sadistic monster that was tormenting my family, unable to think of anyway to stop them.

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It was a simple experiment, rats would press a button to flip a coin with heads giving them a treat while tails induced a slight electrical shock; then we would breed the ones that had the highest result percentage of heads.

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Hating everyone at the party, she waited until no one was looking and spat into the punch bowl.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There's a monster under the bed," my daughter said.	25
We all laughed as the NASA scientist joked that the recently returned space probe brought back the thing from Uranus.	25
You smiled when the first contact team announced the aliens look just like us.	25
I rolled down my window and asked, "what seems to be the problem, officer?"	25
"Mom, the new puppy is licking my face!" giggled my daughter from the kitchen.	23
"Santa's here!" my children shouted with delight.	23
Our expedition to the North Pole had discovered ancient buildings in an underground city.	22
I stared at the grinning sadistic monster that was tormenting my family, unable to think of anyway to stop them.	22
It was a simple experiment, rats would press a button to flip a coin with heads giving them a treat while tails induced a slight electrical shock; then we would breed the ones that had the highest result percentage of heads.	20
Hating everyone at the party, she waited until no one was looking and spat into the punch bowl.	19